Q: Why do we celebrate Halloween?
A: You don't know. Don't even try to make something up without the help of Wikipedia.

Halloween is many children's favorite day for sugary sweets and crazy costumes. The adult iteration, however, has devolved into a parade of sexy nurse, sexy policewoman, and sexy pirate wench outfits that only scare suffragettes and the manufacturers of natural fabrics. This greeting card is for all of us who roll our eyes at modern day Halloween festivities and comes in two variations: Blank, and "Happy International Slut Night," for anyone who has Google searched the term "women's halloween costume."

Cards arrive with an A2 size envelope.