…while I plot your demise.

Want to let your nemesis know that he or she isn't off the hook? Send that personal villain a quick note that is sure to keep him looking over his shoulder.

Also available as a blank card, in case you don't make enemies/are a sap. We mean, sentimental. Not sappy, uh, sweet…Ugh, we can't do this. Just buy it or don't. It's a frickin' hilarious card.

Card is printed on extra-thick 100# cardstock and hand-scored. Arrives in a protective sleeve with a white envelope. A2 size.

If you would like to order five or more cards at once, please request a custom order to receive a discount.