Front: "Congratulations, you didn't fail. Great job. Really Swell. Just super."

Inside: "Be a friend and warn me the next time you plan on doing this. Now I owe a lot of people money."

Whether for the graduate in your life or the new restauranteur (zing! Statistics, yo), let that person know that you expected failure. It makes the success all the sweeter! Unless you placed bets, that is. Also available in blank, in case you're not a gambler.

A9 size, printed on 100# stock. Arrives with a white envelope.